Best Funny Jokes

Sen. Lindsey Graham rebounded from a sluggish performance at the last undercard debate with a number of one-liners that made the audience laugh.

Here are some of the zingers from the South Carolina Republican at the second undercard debate Wednesday:

On being at the undercard debate

“One, thanks, CNN, for having people at this debate.”

On the audience

“There are no Democrats here tonight. If you’re here, raise your hand. You went to the wrong (debate).”

On his Southern accent

“We’re not going to deport 11 million people here illegally, but we’ll start with felons, and off they go. And, as to the rest, you can stay, but you got to learn our language. I don’t speak it very well, well, look how far I’ve come?”

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